A PANACHE OF PELICANS

"Birds! Big birds!" J-JAL the elder cried

"Birrrs! Birrrs!Birrrs! echoed J-JAL the younger

And they ran around flapping their wings—

Er - arms— while the Granny wizard tried

To show them the difference between

Pelicans and storks because for some reason

There was confusion about babies

Being brought by these birds, but in the end

There was really only one Big Bird

They cared about - didn't she know that?